redmod613:

I made a promotes gif for wilsonthenderman. 

Wilson: well heck i’m flattered. i think i’ll use this as soon as i need to make someone publicly known! MOD: thank you red! this is so cool i could fly off into space without my socks on THATS HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS ITS FANTASTIC WONDERFUL YES

redmod613:

I made a promotes gif for wilsonthenderman

Wilson: well heck i’m flattered. i think i’ll use this as soon as i need to make someone publicly known!

MOD: thank you red! this is so cool i could fly off into space without my socks on THATS HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS ITS FANTASTIC WONDERFUL YES

MOD: animation test nothing special

ask-the-astral-enders:

Wilson: IM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE!!!!Marquis: YOU GO BRO >:Domg i cant stop laughing someone send help

Wilson: i look fantastic in a dress don’t judge.
MOD: THIS IS SO CCOOOL THKAN YOU CHILD

ask-the-astral-enders:

Wilson: IM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE!!!!

Marquis: YOU GO BRO >:D

omg i cant stop laughing someone send help

Wilson: i look fantastic in a dress don’t judge.

MOD: THIS IS SO CCOOOL THKAN YOU CHILD

Wilson: if you take too much i’m going to lock you in there

Have you ever met a crowbar-wielding theoretical physicist? You seem to be in that field.

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Barney Calhoun: hey wilson. good job throwin’ that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

Wilson: shut the fuck up barney

REMINDER: if i don’t answer your ask right away, i’m not ignoring you, i need time to figure out how to answer it.

sssshhhh its okay ssshghhhhhhshhghh

Have you read about scp-999? By far the cutest thing you could ever imagine.

Wilson: i took a sample of it home for experiments once. It cuddled me to sleep and sang me a lullaby that my mom used to sing me.

ask-the-astral-enders:

I made anotherComic, gonna post it in a few :’3

Wilson: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BUT MY DING O METER HERE SAYS OTHERWISE

ask-the-astral-enders:

I made anotherComic, gonna post it in a few :’3

Wilson: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BUT MY DING O METER HERE SAYS OTHERWISE

do you have any favorite SCPs?

psicreepy:

Actually yeah! One of my top favourites is SCP-682, followed by SCP-173. Even SCP-017. Just the thought of having a statue that can just end you if you turn away is just creepy, and 682 kind of speaks for itself.

Wilson: good choices. my current favorites are SCP-228, SCP-1981, and of course, SCP-049. The mod has a secondary ask blog for him.

Jerome Weldsburn: so wait is carl dead

Wilson: no it looks like he just turned himself off.

Jerome Weldsburn: why would he do that?

Jerome Weldsburn: hey wilson i found carl

Wilson are you affected by the glitch that causes purple eyed ender to attack green eyed enders?
Anonymous

absolutely not. Wilson has developed an immunity to glitches from all his time spent hanging out with Enderfoo.

Wilson: PLOT TWIST I AM ACTUALLY SATAN

FEED ME YOUR CHILDREN AN YoUNGER SIBLINGS

Mod: thank you followers! i’m glad you enjoy this blog so much ^ ^

(Background doodled by this little demon)

Wilson: i’m sure he’s fine. also i should mention you look incredibly attractive without your shirt on

Jerome Weldsburn: oh thank you wilson that’s very polite of you

Jerome Weldsburn: I tried to take a shower and he was in there struggling with his head stuck in a noose.

Wilson: do you think we should go check on him?

Jerome Weldsburn: Yeah. He should probably still be in there.