Wilson: do you ever just science
Science Fact #17: claiming that a recently finished test was “easy” is actually known to enrage the science gods enough that they will purposely flood your entire town with the blood of fifty-thousand white lambs and the urine of at least twelve-hundred male virgins, wiping any civilization within a three-hundred kilometer radius off the map.
Wilson: you’re thinking of a different book.
"How to Cook Humans" is not entirely a cook book. it’s a book full of their worst moments of history, their biggest technological failures, and their weak points in general. It’s really interesting.
there’s also fancy recipes in here using human bodily components mixed with everyday food ingredients.
Wilson: freaking clingy robot jesus penis don’t you have anything better to do than screw me six times a week wow
Cyberman Carl: wilson you know you want this robot body i can feel your heartbeat racing badunkadunkadunkadunkadUNK-
Wilson: carl no
"Not their finest moment"
1.) Wilson was removed from teaching astronomy after he physically assaulted a student.
2.) Cyberman Carl had sexual relations with another cyberman for a short while, but the other cyberman reported him to his superiors instead of returning any love. He/she was not capable of love.
3.) Jerome Weldsburn while he worked for the IRS was forced to confiscate a house from a young gay couple by his superiors, simply because the rest of the neighborhood was “disturbed by their display of affection towards each other”
1.) Wilson is attracted to powerful people. He likes to feel dominated.
2.) Cyberman Carl is very gay. very very very very very very vERY gay.
3.) Jerome is- i mean, was, a virgin until he met wilson.
1.) Wilson like cold food like ice cream and yogurt, also cheese.
2.) MOD ENJOYS ANYTHING ITALIAN
3.) Carl eats nothing but metal. Cold, lifeless, metal.
1.) Wilson listens to jazz and Breakbeat.
2.) Mod listens to Big beat and Seattle Grunge.
3.) Jerome listens to 60’s rock and Country.
1.) Wilson’s favorite movie is Fargo by the Cohen brothers
2.) Mod’s favorite movie is the animated beatles movie “the yellow submarine”
3.) Jerome Weldsburn is obsessed with Alfred Hichcock’s films.