Wilson: this table is so comfortable. what is it, factory-processed plastic? absolutely fantastic. I literally cannot feel my spine 10/10
is anyone even listening? where the hell did all the cybermen go?
"It is mine coat now."
Wilson: …where’s my coat?
oh shit my wallet was in there
and my sonic can-opener too
and my tradis key
and three mints and a jolly wrancher
Wilson: ¿Quién hablas tú pienses que eres,tú hijo de puta?!
Wilson: if you spell “hola” backwards you get “aloh” and if you add an “a” to the back of it, that makes “aloha” which means hello in Hawaiian and i think that’s neat
I also know a little Spanish but not enough to have an intelligent conversation.
Wilson: this is a very boring spaceship. where are all the blinking lights? where’s all the fancy computer-y stuff?!
Cyberman: OUR SHIP DOES NOT REQUIRE THESE THINGS TO FUNCTION. THEY ARE UNNECESSARY.
Wilson: you guys are boring as shit. If you’re trying to impress me you’re doing a very bad job at it.
Wilson: you are actually letting me get kidnapped. you are doing absolutely nothing to prevent me from being kidnapped. fantastic.
Cyberman: SILENCE. I WILL HAVE SILENCE.
Wilson: fine, fine…
Science is kinda like magic, right?
Happy birthday quatral! ^.^
Wilson: some chemicals are just meant to stay unmixed. they exist to tempt our curiosity and prey on us like vultures.
now see i should be drawing some new quality posts and responding to asks in order to impress all these new ask blogs that are beginning to follow me but i need to bathe in my birthday loot and buy a new smart phone so i can take pictures of my sketches hayooo
Wilson: you are such a lazy ass
I don’t really know what you like, so have a sandwich for your birthday. Its been in my fridge for a while, so it may be a bit gross. ENJOY.
Wilson: *munch* it tastes fine… this is a good present, thank you!
actually how old is this it seems a bit squishy hrmm
Happy birthday, Wilson! Enjoy TVale giving Carl a present. quatral
MOD: what a cutie. the bow on the head was a ncie toUCH OMG THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH CRYING WOW
Cyberman Carl: is the box itself the present? i don’t understand…
today is mod’s birthday!!!