Wilson: and of course i know “a lot of science,” i’m a theoretical physicist! i went to school! Look at this snazzy vest! it’s a physical representation of my power. fear me.
Wilson: maybe if you gave a bunch of static electricity to a cat it would puff up like a balloon but that’s too adorable to think about right now uguu
Wilson: i am sO SPOOKY DONT U DENY IT
Wilson: i understand why people dislike either religion or evolution theories, but i am confused as to why it matters which is better. Who gives a shit, like seriously? You’re all alcoholic bastards with small dicks so why not embrace each other and be better people? You’re all a bunch of nerds.
I miss my mom.
human!daster : ¬¬ no wilson,no
but no see i don’t like having things shoved into my butt thank you
Wilson: HOLY SHiT dID YOU TURN HIM FEMALE WHAT WHY
Cyberman Carl: oh wilson hey how are you
Wilson: WHAT WHY
Human!WIlson: what the fuck is this thing on my face why is it inhaling air into my throat what no i don’t likE THIS PLEASE nO
MOD: oh my god no wilson stop this it’s not right
Human!Wilson: wHERE DID MY SCALES GO FUCKI NG HELL
*Tud* “M-Mainlands… C-Can you h-help me p-please?”
Wilson: *tosses a golden apple at you* here eat this. i’ll get you a doctor.